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09 March 2003 @ 04:50 am
most of you people suck, you know who you are, and if you dont then heres a clue.
Current Music: alchemy - raches (mass)
27 October 2002 @ 04:56 pm
when people wake you up early they should become your slaves in the afterlife.
10 August 2002 @ 01:02 am
ran out of ciggerettes about 15 mins ago. put on my shoes, grabbed my keys and when i open the door, this spider dangles down with its legs spread twitching as it jerks down. big tan yellowish one with black marks. so i just close the door immediatly an say "fuck that". but im fiending, and i need a fucking smoke, but face that thing?!
so i grab my trusty 409 bottle, open the door, an the thing is still in my face height, like it was fucking waiting and holding its ground, which actually freaked me out more.
i grip the 409, and set to "spray" on the nozzle, and hosed him down.
the motherfucker wasnt even phased by the 409, he didnt even actually move i dont think, just the force fron the spray moved the web he was on... im fucking scared man, im too scared to leave, and i can never fucking find my lighter when they are around!!!
so fucking help me god, i wanna dedicate my life to irradicating the entire species of arachnids.

i had talked to the landlady previously about the spider problem, she said "they kill the ants". i wanna live in this world everyone else does where because spiders kill ants, you just arent tripping about them anymore. i said to her, "thats great but see i hate spiders, like im seriously afraid of them, and if i had to trade the spiders for the ants, id rather have the ants". an she fucking laughs at me, wtf? im dead serious here, if i fucking had the balls to even deal with these things, id gather all of them up and put them over in the doorway by her office, just call her up and say, "you know my ant problem is gone, so i just gathered em all up an brought em over to your office doorway". she fucking defended the spiders so much i swear i was talking to a giant spider with a wig.
Current Mood: scaredscared
Current Music: momento theme - polaroid fades
31 July 2002 @ 01:00 pm
had a really fucked up dream about my old cat picasso, i was walking around with paul in the suburbs holding him, he seemed to be injured, an then i opend some gate in the driveway of some strangers house an put him down inside, then i couldnt close the gate, i dont know why i was doing this an it was really fucking with me, i couldnt close the gate an desperatly felt i needed to, all the time im trying to hes just sitting up meowing at me, i felt really fucking sad, finally the gate closed an i left, i woke up feeling seriously traumatized, but at the same moment i woke up princeton walked over to me an plopped down next to me purring, for a second i thought i had picasso again an i was really sad, at least princeton was there to make me feel better.
Current Mood: weirdweird
Current Music: sundance - let this feeling go(commie)
15 July 2002 @ 01:38 am
ok when i visit other peoples homes im not compelled to jerk off when they arent there, brock just had to come over cause hes leaving for portland for like..ever or something, an while im at work he watched movies an used my decks im sure, but as i folded up the guest blanket i noticed a foggy stain sparkle at me, an just dropped the blanket, in my house, ill use whatever the fuck i want as a jizz rag honestly, cause when im done i can just throw it in the dirty clothes, but dude, this isnt your house, an you just whiped your jizz up with the guest blanket, an left it there, what if i hadnt noticed it an like a relative or another friend came to visit, an they used it not knowing about the jizz stain, thy could have snuggled their face right up to the stain man... that was my biggest gripe of the weekend really, also, warcraft 3 is some serious crack.
Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: tiga & mateo - fools gold
07 July 2002 @ 01:36 pm

please spread the word and post it to your live journals, so people know about it


vigy vigler
Current Mood: crankycranky
Current Music: roger sanchez - computerbank
28 June 2002 @ 05:13 pm
i wouldnt be surprised if im the only man in the world thats depressed about being 21, eh it was like this when i turned 18 too, in fact its like this every birthday.
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: siouxsie - swimming horses
26 June 2002 @ 07:00 pm
ok, this is weird an i just noticed i do this, when i get cut or hurt, i hella start singing like: "la lala" wtf? i mean ive never done that in a fight lol thatd be pretty funny tho. any body else do that? i was in the kitchen an slid my foot by the stove an in slit this long ass glass shard, i hate removing shit thats cut hella deep in you, theres nothing worse than that pain, well anything ball related is worse than that pain.
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: tomba vira - the sound of oh yeah (oliver klien)
23 June 2002 @ 02:17 am
My question for today..is how can you be in love with someone, but not like their personality, or anything about them emotionally? please someone tell me if thats possible so i can shut the fuck up.